“Engie, there’s something wrong with me…I feel disgusting and UNAMERICAN AND ALSO MY STOMACH IS HUGE!”
The engineer gawked at the soldier.
“ENGIE…I THINK I’m…PREGNANT!”
The engineer pulled the pillow out from under the soldier’s jacket.
“ENGIE HOW COULD YOU ABORT OUR BABY?”
what is air
This is a good mpreg fic.
I had to draw fanart for this heartwarming little story. My sister suggests that there should be a sequel where they adopt Teddy Roosebelt.
I CAN’T BREATHE!!!
And wish granted, Yang. Mostly because the picture almost made me pee my pants.
Engineer knocked on the side of his friend’s door. “Soldier?” He yelped and quickly ducked when a pillow was chucked at him.
“I DIDN’T WANT THIS!!! YOU FORCED ME TO HAVE THE ABORTION!!!”
“Look, just hear me out.”
“I’M A MURDERER!!!”
“Will you shut up!?! Look, I got you this.” Feeling slightly bad for the pillow incident, the Texan held out his own Teddy Roosebelt towards the pouting and whimpering man. “It’s uh… I adopted him. For us to raise. Yeah.”
Soldier stared at the plush toy and blinked. “… If it’s made in China, I’m not raising any Communist babies.”
“SOLDIER, IT’S NOT!!!”
Am I going to hell for this sequel?
I finally noticed this. And yes, you are going to hell. We are all going to hell.
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