”It’s time for your fitness test, mein Spatz.”

 I’m sure I’ve made mistakes on this, but such is life.  I’ll probably notice them in a week and feel like a huge boob for posting it like this!

My submission for the TF2chan “Secret Santa”, which I forgot to upload before.  I wasn’t totally satisfied with it, and admittedly, selfcest isn’t my thing, but here it is anyways.

 So handsome.  So Medic.

I felt like it might be better to possibly leave this underfinished instead of letting it become overfinished.

Sometimes, “aah~!” is the most eloquent thing a man can say, even when what he means is, “Oh, Heavy-kun!  Please fuck your Doktor like the naughty, faithless slut that he is!  Fill me with your Russian seed!”

Demoman would probably clear right out of there if Medic said that. 

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Everyone knows that Medic is the true master of the TF2 harem, and that Heavy is his favorite love slave.  

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So I diddled around with the lighting effects, added a bit of texture to the fabric, and overcame my fear of high-saturation colours, and this is the result!  I think it’s actually finished this time.  As I mentioned before, I wanted to try drawing Heavy in something vaguely sissifying, but didn’t want to make him look downright goofy in the process.  He must have the patience of Job to put up with Medic’s ‘sex roleplay’ shenanigans.

Much-belated birthday art for Cyan, of Scout and Medic.  Heaven forbid fans enjoy the thought of these two characters having consenting sex! 

I realized after colouring this that the tallywhackers in this picture are a little unrealistically large, but just said “eh, it’s porn anyways” and carried on.

edit: magic thanks to CosmicTuesdays, who reminded me that I’d forgotten Scout’s dogtags again.

I got so sick of the background when I was working on this.  I might go back later and try making it look less half-assed.

Cartoony Medic, with a background that was a little more than half-assed.

I wanted to draw a more cartoony/anime-ish style of Soldier, though I was thinking more of the “Lupin” era and less “CLAMP”.  Thinking about it, I’d love to see a ’70s anime-style TF2 cartoon.

Many thanks to everyone who offered feedback on this yesterday.  When I start stumbling while working on a picture like this, getting a second person’s perspective on things like colour/saturation/line weight/etc is always a big help.

I don’t think this is going to satisfy the legions of Heavy/Medic fans who are following me….

I was inspired to do another of these “tf2 fanfiction book covers” by my sister griping that she’s read dozens of Scout fanfics with the exact same plot- i.e. Scout is saved in battle by Sniper, falls in love with Sniper, evil Spy wants to molest Scout.

I’m thinking I might try quitting while I’m ahead on this, instead of letting it become too muddy and heavily-shaded.

This is still my favorite pairing ever, by the way. 

…but I thought the Meet the Pyro trailer was kind of sad- specifically, because it shows that his own teammates think of him as a dangerous monster.  He always sounds so friendly and helpful when he emotes to teammates, and mechanically, he’s one of the most helpful classes, so it seems tragic that even the members of his own team consider him more like The Thing than a teammate that they can trust…

I realized that I’d failed to draw any Pyro art in anticipation of the upcoming trailer.  Then I realized that more than anything, I wanted to draw another cute Pyro in the gingham witch dress.

I think this is done, now.  Drawn more for my doppelganger, who loves anything involving Sniper getting dicks put into his body.  Or impending dicks, in this case.

Since I refuse to believe that a lad of 19 or 20 would have less body hair than me, I even gave Scout a bit of arm and leg hair in this one, to show that I care.

Edit: Magic thanks to CosmicTuesdays, who pointed out that I’d forgotten Scout’s dog tags.