”It’s time for your fitness test, mein Spatz.”

 I’m sure I’ve made mistakes on this, but such is life.  I’ll probably notice them in a week and feel like a huge boob for posting it like this!

My submission for the TF2chan “Secret Santa”, which I forgot to upload before.  I wasn’t totally satisfied with it, and admittedly, selfcest isn’t my thing, but here it is anyways.

 So handsome.  So Medic.

I felt like it might be better to possibly leave this underfinished instead of letting it become overfinished.

Sometimes, “aah~!” is the most eloquent thing a man can say, even when what he means is, “Oh, Heavy-kun!  Please fuck your Doktor like the naughty, faithless slut that he is!  Fill me with your Russian seed!”

Demoman would probably clear right out of there if Medic said that. 

Much-belated birthday art for Cyan, of Scout and Medic.  Heaven forbid fans enjoy the thought of these two characters having consenting sex! 

I realized after colouring this that the tallywhackers in this picture are a little unrealistically large, but just said “eh, it’s porn anyways” and carried on.

edit: magic thanks to CosmicTuesdays, who reminded me that I’d forgotten Scout’s dogtags again.

I got so sick of the background when I was working on this.  I might go back later and try making it look less half-assed.

Cartoony Medic, with a background that was a little more than half-assed.

I’m thinking I might try quitting while I’m ahead on this, instead of letting it become too muddy and heavily-shaded.

This is still my favorite pairing ever, by the way. 

 Edit:  Some touch up, a little texture, and voila.  Serious Medic with Archimedes sitting sullenly on his shoulder.   

Not sure where to go with this, at 2 in the morning.

Call the police, I’ve forgotten how to draw Medic.

Also, other random crap that I scribbled out instead of worrying about trying to endlessly churn out TF2 fanart.  Like, uh… other fanart.  And pokemon crossover crap.  And Mairin, the bitchy little elf.  And a “Y.O.L.O.” gag that I felt was funny, but not funny enough to do a dolled-up version of.

Touched up the lighting on this, as per suggestion of several helpful individuals.  I think I’m just sick of looking at it right now, and I want to move on to other projects.  Someone stop me before I do fanart of the rock-and-roll vampire from hell.

When you’re a big old whore like Medic, you need big old toys to help you get off.  Like Heavy.

Or in this case, something that Engineer built for impregnating cattle, apparently.  (I’m thinking the nubby green shaft was a recent modification)  I’m not exclusively a toys maniac, but it makes me sad that there aren’t very many pictures involving Engineer’s inventions.

More edit:  Altered the shine and shadow a little, mostly for the purpose of giving him watery animu eyes and making his belly look fatter.  I’m such a creep.

I’ll file this picture under “Cheap Thrills”.  This was technically a request, but it’s the sort of thing I’d draw even if nobody wanted me to be drawing it anyways.  If the folks who asked for it hadn’t wanted BLU Medic being gang-banged by the REDs, I would have made it RED Medic, as I like imagining him as the slutty one.

Edit: bumped the saturation and added a little more shadow in a few places.

Against my better judgement, I went ahead and decided to do a finished version of the “Medic as a Priest” picture.  I don’t think this is going to become a series, but the next time I suffer a lapse of common sense, I’ll have to do a picture of Solly-as-Pally wearing the iconic Judgement armor.

Since my TF2 followers seem to outweigh my WoW followers, a bit of an explanation; priests are the “swiss army knife” of healing classes in World of Warcraft, having the option of two different healing specializations, (Holy or Discipline) along with a damage-dealing specialization. (Shadow)  They are strong-willed mentalists, who can inspire their allies with powerful sutras and incite terror in their foes with their dominance of the mind.  They can also make you hurl yourself off a cliff if you are stupid enough to attack Freewind Post, as one intrepid night elf hunter discovered, (pre-Cataclysm) when my sister’s old priesty troll found him there killing questgivers.

As a healer who can do a bit of fighting, temporarily empower allies, and make people feel bad about themselves when he heals them, Medic would be a Discipline Priest.

And finally, (gasp) finished.  I think.  I’ll worry about whatever mistakes are in this when I notice them.

This isn’t the first picture I’ve drawn with Medic singing this particular Yiddish song to his Heavy, but I wanted to do a more intimate version.  The song is Bey Mir Bistu Shein, (sheyn) which translates to, “you are beautiful to me”.  I don’t actually imagine Medic is Jewish, but as a character who was probably a young man in 1930s Germany, listening to Jazz or Klezmer would be the height of racy, delinquent behavior.  He probably also enjoys the work of Käthe Kollwitz.